Next time, I'll be ready.

It's Jay, here. I know you've all been wondering how I am. To be honest, not that great. You see, there's a monster behind the curtain. Don't laugh. There is. I know, because I've seen it. Some wormy, wiggly thing that's name is "Baconwacon" or something like that. I've seen it because it came through the curtain the other day and almost attacked me. Al-MOST attacked me. I didn't let it get me. I ran as fast as I could and jumped on Mom's bed, and it couldn't reach me there. It was a close call though. I was a little skittish for a while, but I've regrouped my thoughts and I have a plan. I'll be ready next time.