And the subbing stories continue...
Me: Your chorus teacher is male?
Student #1: Yeah, and he's albino -- but he's nice.
(I'm wondering...did the student think that I thought that because he was an albino he was mean? Or because he was male?)
Me: And this is a picture of a public restroom in Africa.
Student #2: Where's the seat?
Me, laughing: There is no seat. It's called a squatty potty.
Student #2: You must have good aim.
Student #3: You said you were in Africa. Where are all the black people?
Student #4: This review game is no fun. I feel like doodoo. I want to go home.
Me: Doodoo is exactly right. It's what all of you are going to be deep in tomorrow if you don't get serious about this test.
Student #5: Ms. Polyps, I need some help.
Monday, May 14, 2007
Students Say the Darndest Things
Posted by SP at 9:18 PM
5 worthy responses:
woops.. I made a mistake on the other one.
LOL! Ms. Polyps - perfect name for you..How ironic! That's my new nickname for you - Polypoonie! ;)
girl, the hits just keep on comin'! that's some classic shizz right there. hilarious!
Ms. Polyps!!!! HAHAhaha I love it and I think I'm keeping it as a nickname for you.
By the way, I actually had someone ask me why there were not any black people in my Africa pictures...you're not alone.
I have to agree...Ms. Polyps is pretty classic. That one might stick :)
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